Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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