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say what?
wanna hang out?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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