Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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