I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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