Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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