I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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