butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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