i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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