Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
that may or may not have been my penis.
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