There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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