You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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