so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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