if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
