i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
