just come out here and I will go home with you...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
