If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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