Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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