Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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