quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
God, I missed his penis.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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