I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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