Sry I called you an 8
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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