windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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