Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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