Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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