I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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