actually, I'm a sock model
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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