Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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