Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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