On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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