You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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