The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I party with great urgency now.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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