If that was your dad, he is hot
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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