When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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