Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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