I think I died a long time ago.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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