I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
now i know why i became what i already was.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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