i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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