dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
it's great music for shaving your balls
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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