they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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