Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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