Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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