At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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