I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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