Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
