I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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