Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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