As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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