This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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