Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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