I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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